I could see this happening in Hoboken, NJ.
Dear Mr. Shannon,
Just wanted to let you know that another day has passed and I didn’t use any of the algebra you taught me.
That makes 16, 790 days in a row. (Multiplication I do use.)"
redneck fire detector
Please stop asking me to find your X.
She’s not coming back. Get over her.
All my fortune cookies should be as good. (and accurate!)
Make me dance, will you?