I could see this happening in Hoboken, NJ.
Dear Mr. Shannon,
Just wanted to let you know that another day has passed and I didn’t use any of the algebra you taught me.
That makes 16, 790 days in a row. (Multiplication I do use.)
"— KR
— KR
Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking me to find your X.
She’s not coming back. Get over her.
— KR
All my fortune cookies should be as good. (and accurate!)
(via robotcosmonaut)