January 24, 2014
"I don’t want to live on in my work. I want to live on in my apartment."

—   Woody Allen

January 23, 2014
Rewatching PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM (streaming on Netflix this time) which I need to do every year or so. I’m still waiting to use that speech at a foggy airport.

Rewatching PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM (streaming on Netflix this time) which I need to do every year or so. I’m still waiting to use that speech at a foggy airport.

November 12, 2013
"Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle."

— Woody Allen

September 4, 2013
Blue Jasmine

Blue Jasmine

(Source: lit105)

August 19, 2013
"To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition."

— Woody Allen

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July 20, 2013
Woody Allen and Mariel Hemingway photographed by Brian Hamill during the filming of the wonderfully beautiful (and prophetic) Manhattan, 1979

Woody Allen and Mariel Hemingway photographed by Brian Hamill during the filming of the wonderfully beautiful (and prophetic) Manhattan, 1979

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July 19, 2013
sex and death - of course, in another film it was Love & Death

sex and death - of course, in another film it was Love & Death

March 3, 2013
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.” — Woody Allen

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
— Woody Allen

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February 13, 2013

Woody Allen + The Simpsons

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February 11, 2013
"There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."

— Woody Allen

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February 8, 2013
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing"

— Woody Allen

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January 17, 2013
ON RELATIONSHIPS  (from Annie Hall)

"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” 
And the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” 
The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” 
Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, but we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.” 

ON RELATIONSHIPS  (from Annie Hall)


"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.”

And the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?”

The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.”

Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, but we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.”

 

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August 12, 2012
TO ROME WITH LOVE   After we saw it, we had a craving for pasta and wine.

TO ROME WITH LOVE   After we saw it, we had a craving for pasta and wine.

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August 7, 2012
"I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. Those are the two categories. The horrible would be like, I don’t know, terminal cases. Blind people, cripples. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life, you should be thankful that you’re miserable. You’re very lucky to be miserable."

— Woody Allen

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August 5, 2012
"A hypocrite is a guy who writes a book on atheism, and prays it sells."

— Woody Allen

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