March 3, 2013
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.” — Woody Allen

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
— Woody Allen

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February 13, 2013

Woody Allen + The Simpsons

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February 11, 2013
"There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."

— Woody Allen

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February 8, 2013
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing"

— Woody Allen

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January 17, 2013
ON RELATIONSHIPS  (from Annie Hall)

“This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” 
And the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” 
The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” 
Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, but we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.” 

ON RELATIONSHIPS  (from Annie Hall)


“This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.”

And the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?”

The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.”

Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, but we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.”

 

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August 12, 2012
TO ROME WITH LOVE   After we saw it, we had a craving for pasta and wine.

TO ROME WITH LOVE   After we saw it, we had a craving for pasta and wine.

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August 7, 2012
"I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. Those are the two categories. The horrible would be like, I don’t know, terminal cases. Blind people, cripples. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life, you should be thankful that you’re miserable. You’re very lucky to be miserable."

— Woody Allen

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August 5, 2012
"A hypocrite is a guy who writes a book on atheism, and prays it sells."

— Woody Allen

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July 11, 2012
Saw To Rome With Love last night.
Great cast. 4 non-interlocking, unusual stories. Woody in a small role (which is where he belongs now).
I really loved his Midnight in Paris because the literary line was one I would want to follow myself, but this was an a very enjoyable film.
The reviews are mixed, but what does that mean?
When it was over I had a definite craving for Italian food. We went out for pasta.

Saw To Rome With Love last night.

Great cast. 4 non-interlocking, unusual stories. Woody in a small role (which is where he belongs now).

I really loved his Midnight in Paris because the literary line was one I would want to follow myself, but this was an a very enjoyable film.

The reviews are mixed, but what does that mean?

When it was over I had a definite craving for Italian food. We went out for pasta.

(Source: voyagesofthestarship-enterprise)

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June 2, 2012
Saturday night
Woody Allen’s Play It Again, Sam (1972)

Saturday night

Woody Allen’s Play It Again, Sam (1972)

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October 11, 2011
Starry Paris

Poster for Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris which alludes visually to van Gogh’s Starry Night.

September 29, 2011
Eisenberg, Gerwig, and Woody Allen shooting The Bop Decameron in Rome.

Eisenberg, Gerwig, and Woody Allen shooting The Bop Decameron in Rome.

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August 21, 2011

Is really biting satire better than physical force? Woody says, No. Go get those Jersey Nazis.

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August 19, 2011
Woody Allen directs Brooke Shields

In the process of editing Annie Hall, scenes involving Alvy’s first two wives, a tour of the nine levels of Hell, and two adolescent crushes were cut.
The latter scenes featured an eleven-year-old Brooke Shields, and a seventeen-year old Stacey Nelkin. In the scene with Brooke Shields (as Judy Horowitz), Alvy has a date with her and sees her in the present day as obese with children milling around her legs.
When Alvy has the chance to use a condom in a fantasy sequence with Stacey Nelkin, it crumbles into pieces. In real life Nelkin, who regarded herself as a sophisticated young woman, had a two-year relationship with forty-one year old Woody. He never acknowledged her publicly, but she was to become a strong influence on his script for Manhattan.
http://www.talkingpix.co.uk/Annie%20Hall.html

Woody Allen directs Brooke Shields

In the process of editing Annie Hall, scenes involving Alvy’s first two wives, a tour of the nine levels of Hell, and two adolescent crushes were cut.

The latter scenes featured an eleven-year-old Brooke Shields, and a seventeen-year old Stacey Nelkin. In the scene with Brooke Shields (as Judy Horowitz), Alvy has a date with her and sees her in the present day as obese with children milling around her legs.

When Alvy has the chance to use a condom in a fantasy sequence with Stacey Nelkin, it crumbles into pieces. In real life Nelkin, who regarded herself as a sophisticated young woman, had a two-year relationship with forty-one year old Woody. He never acknowledged her publicly, but she was to become a strong influence on his script for Manhattan.

http://www.talkingpix.co.uk/Annie%20Hall.html

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